PROMPT: Meaning of Life

Daily writing prompt
What is the meaning of life?

I don’t know that there is a meaning of life, and — if there is — I truly doubt that it’s one size fits all. I’ve got to give it to the Existentialists on this particular question.

PROMPT: Word or Phrase

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What’s a word or phrase that annoys you?

Popularity contest,” as in “This isn’t going to win me any popularity contests, but…” You know what’s not popular? Popularity contests. I’ve never heard of one. What you are really saying is, “I’m about to be a jackass, and I just want you to know that I’m aware I’m being a jackass.” Just own your jackassery all ready. You can’t soften the blow of being a jackass.

PROMPT: Perfect Road Trip

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How do you plan the perfect road trip?

As loosely and flexibly as your stress tolerance will bear.

PROMPT: Minimalist

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What are the biggest benefits of minimalist living?

You own few things and nothing owns you.

PROMPT: Ideal Life

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If you had to describe your ideal life, what would it look like?

The implication being that I’m not living it? I’m outraged. Desire for things to be what they aren’t is the mother of all suffering.

Perspective [Lyric Poem]

Photograph of a monkey looking sideways through the bars at a temple in Lopburi, Thailand.
Perhaps, you cannot change your jail,
And you can't choose the lumps and scars --
No matter how you scream or wail --
But you pick your view through the bars.

PROMPT: Mystery

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What’s a mystery from your own life that you’ve never solved?

What should I do?

Does anything matter? If so, how so? If not… just, why?

In short, are all the noble lies we tell more noble than lie?

PROMPT: Moment

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What’s a moment you wish you could freeze and live in forever?

This sounds to me like a recipe for how to turn a great moment into Hell. Nothing special survives its moment. I’m with the Buddhists on impermanence — i.e. Everything is impermanent, (and the desire for things to be what they are not is the root of all suffering.)

PROMPT: Emojis

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What are your favorite emojis?
Faceless turd emoji.

I use my own system of criticism that inverts the usual scale, meaning that getting a zero (turds) is quite good (and increasingly rare,) and — unlike stars — if you ever reach a five-turd rating you are truly the worst. It saves time in conveying my thoughts on all sorts of things.

Try to live your life:

No poop emoji.

PROMPT: Risk

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When is the last time you took a risk? How did it work out?

When is the last time you took a risk? Getting out of bed. (Every action or enacted decision generates some risk.)

How did it work out? I’m still alive, but the day is still young.