PROMPT: Camping

Daily writing prompt
Have you ever been camping?

Many times. Of course, one could argue that living in a house is just camping in a sturdy tent with a lot of gadgets.

PROMPT: Productive

Daily writing prompt
When do you feel most productive?

Generally, I feel most productive when I’m in the act of producing something, but I have had some measure of success in tricking myself into feeling productive when I’m actually goofing off at high intensity.

PROMPT: Emojis

Daily writing prompt
What are your favorite emojis?
Faceless turd emoji.

I use my own system of criticism that inverts the usual scale, meaning that getting a zero (turds) is quite good (and increasingly rare,) and — unlike stars — if you ever reach a five-turd rating you are truly the worst. It saves time in conveying my thoughts on all sorts of things.

Try to live your life:

No poop emoji.

PROMPT: Risk

Daily writing prompt
When is the last time you took a risk? How did it work out?

When is the last time you took a risk? Getting out of bed. (Every action or enacted decision generates some risk.)

How did it work out? I’m still alive, but the day is still young.

PROMPT: Stranger

Daily writing prompt
Describe a random encounter with a stranger that stuck out positively to you.

I once hitched a ride and was not murdered. [I hope it goes without saying that neither did I murder the person who gave me a ride. If it does not, I did not.]

PROMPT: 10 Years

Daily writing prompt
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Ask me in ten years.

Funny thing about time, I won’t be able to see myself in ten years for ten years.

It’s a river I’ve never run before. How could I possibly know where it goes?

PROMPT: Morning Rituals

Daily writing prompt
What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like?

Well, I poop… How much detail are you looking for here?

PROMPT: Named

Daily writing prompt
If you could have something named after you, what would it be?

A random rock in the riverbed.

PROMPT: Five

Daily writing prompt
When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up?

BATMAN!

Lean Street Kitty [Haiku]

Photograph of a street kitten on the Sri Someshwara Swami Temple of Halasuru, Bangalore, India.
lean street kitten:
face much older than its
scrawny body.