PROMPT: Best Excuse

Daily writing prompt
What is the best excuse you have heard lately?

“I was tossed by a bison.”

DAILY PHOTO: Mussoorie Macaque Portrait

Image

Photograph of a Macaque monkey taken in Mussoorie in Uttarakhand, India.

Rogue Ducks [Senryū]

Photograph of Neermahal Palace on Rudrasagar Lake in Tripura, India.
ducks float
on the royal lake
in breach of edict.

Bird’s Eye [Senryū]

the bird's head turns
so one eye is upon me,
something grows cold.

DAILY PHOTO: Log-Loving Creatures of Mysore Zoo

Photograph of a bear taking rest on a log at Mysore Zoo.
Photograph of a leopard on a log at Mysore Zoo.
Photograph of a snake in the reptile house of Mysore Zoo.
Photograph of a Chimp with a stick at Mysore Zoo

DAILY PHOTO: Bull

Image

Photograph of a Brahma Bull taken near Mussoorie in Uttarakhand, India.

Duck out of Water [Epigram]

Photograph taken in the Halasuru neighborhood of Bangalore of ducks in water.
The "duck out of water"
might just take to flight.

Nature DGAF [Haiku]

Photograph of bitterweed around a grave in a cemetery in Baku, Azerbaijan.
wildflowers grow
around an unattended grave;
pooped on by birds.

Toad’s Time [Senryū]

Photograph of a Fire-Bellied Toad taken near Gyeongju, South Korea.
toad looks primed to leap;
i watch... and watch..., but no.
glancing back; it's gone.

Fawn [Haiku]

fawn rests
beneath the big leaves
of new saplings