DAILY PHOTO: Scenes from Udvar-Hazy Center, National Air & Space Museum

DAILY PHOTO: Presidential Monuments, Washington DC

The Washington Monument, and Lincoln and Jefferson Memorials, respectively. Taken in May of 2009 in Washington DC.

Charleston Limerick

There was a Bible-thumping lady from Charleston
   who, in her views, was no less than puritan.
 She tried to ban books
  she hadn't given a look
 because, like "Moby Dick," the titles were smut-ridden.

Critical Mass of Banana [Limerick]

A longshoreman at the Port of Savannah
had to unload ships full of bananas.
They'd trip rad detectors,
and in came inspectors
to prevent a critical mass of banana.