A newly promoted Mayan High Priest -- queasy, but charged with bloodletting next feast. Suggested a new style: Lymph, sweat, milk, tears, or bile Were offerings that made his odds of fainting decrease.
In Tulum, a lazy old Iguana was asked to leave but said, "I don't wanna!" They threated and chided - reasoned and derided - 'til it left, bribed with good marijuana.