There was an old lady from Kanyakumari who one day tripped on the hem of her sari. She fell into the sea, but said, "Please leave me be. I've long wished to know the world beyond Kanyakumari."
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There was a tourist in Darjeeling
whose fingers and toes lost all feeling.
He didnât remember
itâs cold in December,
and the dearth of heaters left him reeling.