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DAILY PHOTO: Mussoorie Macaque Portrait
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DAILY PHOTO: Log-Loving Creatures of Mysore Zoo
Duck out of Water [Epigram]
Toad’s Time [Senryū]
toad looks primed to leap;
i watch... and watch..., but no.
glancing back; it's gone.
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Fawn [Haiku]
Iguana Limerick
In Tulum, a lazy old Iguana
was asked to leave but said, "I don't wanna!"
They threated and chided -
reasoned and derided -
'til it left, bribed with good marijuana.
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Animal Taxi Limerick
There once was an animal tow truck
that would taxi your horse or your duck.
Size wasn't deemed relevant
'til up showed an elephant,
and the overladen truck got stuck.
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DAILY PHOTO: Angry Adolescent Tusker
Moose Limerick
A tour bus sticker of mating moose
led a tourist to say, "What the deuce?"
"I just cannot deal
with a tour bestial,
and the memories that it might induce."
Tiger Riding for Beginners 