If your pet could talk, what would be the first thing it says?
“You think you’re better than me? Who carries whose poop in this relationship?”
PROMPT: Could Talk
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Category Archives: Pets
PROMPT: Best/Worst Pets
Cats and dogs are great pets. Crocodiles and Hippopotami are the worst.
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Playful Thief [Kyōka]
puppy guards
a stolen garment
it hopes owner
will attempt to retrieve,
so that play can ensue.
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PROMPT: Understand One Thing
Daily writing prompt
If you could make your pet understand one thing, what would it be?
How Buddhists reconcile the Doctrine of Anatta (the belief that there is no permanent self) with a belief in reincarnation.
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PROMPT: Pet
It’s a friend who may not understand what you’re going through, but who will never talk… and sometimes eagerly helps with the digging when you’re burying the body. Try finding a human friend like that.
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PERU LIMERICK
There was a Guinea Pig from Peru
who didn’t know just quite what to do.
He’d heard there were places
-- oh, so magical places –
where his kind lived as pets not as food.
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PROMPT: Dogs or Cats?
Who would win in an interspecies death match? That’s a tough one. Dogs obviously have size and pack-fighting coordination, but cats are duplicitous, excel at the sneak attack, and are not constrained by moral conventions. (They’ll push things off the counter just to see them fall.) So, I doubt we’ll ever know.
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Bookstore Cat [Senryū]
One Eye [Senryū]
PROMPT: Pet Tricks
If you could make your pet understand one thing, what would it be?
Partial differential equations. First of all, then it could explain them to me. Secondly, I could completely demoralize all the Westminster types who think they have “smart dogs.”
Tiger Riding for Beginners 