PROMPT: Favorite Animal

Daily writing prompt
What is your favorite animal?

I’m not sure whether the intention is to determine one’s favorite species of animal or one’s favorite particular individual animal. I’ll presume the former as the latter would turn it into a “Which of your pets (or children — for those who count humans among the animal kingdom) do you love best?” type of question — which is awkward to ask anyone with whom one is not on intimate terms.

At any rate, I’ve come to think of assigning favorites as a bad habit of lazy minds, intended to negate the need to actively observe and to see the beauty and brilliance of whatever stands before one at any given moment. [It’s part of a vast array of patterns people develop to be as cognitively disengaged as can be managed.] So, I don’t have a favorite species of animal, but aardvark does come first in the dictionary, if not in my heart.

[Incidentally, when I had multiple pets, I did have a favorite, and — perhaps tellingly — it was the one whose personality was least like my own.]

Combative Kittens [Senryū]

three lil kittens
rotate through one-on-one
combat — tag-team style.

Cat [Lyric Poem]

Seems wrong to call cat ladies crazy;
It's the perfect pet for the lazy.
Put out some food, water, and a box,
And sit back and be crazy like a fox.

Dog [Lyric Poem]

We are fond of calling him "Man's Best Friend,"
What would he call us, if it were he who penned?
I wonder, would he have stayed at our feet,
Had we not mastered the grilling of meat?

PROMPT: Dogs or Cats

Dogs or cats?

I prefer either to humans, generally speaking. I prefer dogs when feeling the need for affection, but cats when I want my space. Since the latter is more often my state of being, I guess a slight edge to cats.

Cat & Burglar [Senryū]

a cat / burglar
brashly slips through a window
in broad daylight.

Anthropomorphized Hound [Senryū]

its forelimbs crossed,
the dog looks "in the know,"
but what 's it know?

Shadow Cat [Haiku]

even by daylight,
the black cat is a shadow --
devoid of depth.

PROMPT: Pets

What animals make the best/worst pets?

BEST: Dogs (but house-cats if one is of a less energetic / more lazy persuasion.)

WORST: Hippopotamus / Rhinoceros tie

Mole Limerick

There once was a lady with a mole,
And, about it, she was hard to console.
Examples were proffered,
Such as Cindy Crawford.
"But mine is dead, & it dug such fine holes."