If your pet could talk, what would be the first thing it says?
“You think you’re better than me? Who carries whose poop in this relationship?”
PROMPT: Could Talk
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PROMPT: Morning Rituals
Daily writing prompt
What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like?
Well, I poop… How much detail are you looking for here?
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Shit Creek [Limerick]
The sign said that one cannot swim,
But the chances of that were quite slim.
It looked like pea soup,
But the color of poop,
To swim up Shit Creek you'd have to be dim.
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Malacca Limerick
There once was a pirate of Malacca,
Who liked ramen and chow mein and hakka.
He'd eat any noodles
by the oodles and oodles,
But, with no fiber, he couldn't make caca!
