Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.
One had a lovely face, And two or three had charm, But charm and face were in vain Because the mountain grass Cannot but keep the form Where the mountain hare has lain.
The police questioned an old statistician Whose department had suffered attrition. "My memo was wrecked by auto-correct: Distribution of 'Poisson' became 'Poison.'"
Thousands of willow twigs beyond my bower sway; They try to retain spring, but she won't stay For long and goes away. In vernal breeze the willow down still wafts with grace; It tries to follow spring to find her dwelling place. Hills and rills greened all over, I hear cuckoos sing; Feeling no grief, why should they give me a sharp sting? With wine cup in hand, I ask spring who won't reply. When evening grizzles, A cold rain drizzles.
Translation: Xu Yuanchong [translator]. 2021. Deep, Deep the Courtyard. [庭院深深.] Cite Publishing: Kuala Lumpur, pp. 146-147.
She came to the party joking about her Dick, And was advised it was time to change up her schtick. Her husband Richard Was becoming triggered, Hearing her tell strangers she just loved her Big Dick.
From our low seat beside the fire Where we have dozed and dreamed and watched the glow Or raked the ashes, stopping so We scarcely saw the sun or rain Above, or looked much higher Than this same quiet red or burned-out fire. To-night we heard a call, A rattle on the window-pane, A voice on the sharp air, And felt a breath stirring our hair, A flame within us: Something swift and tall Swept in and out and that was all. Was it a bright or dark angel? Who can know? It left no mark upon the snow, But suddenly it snapped the chain Unbarred, flung wide the door Which will not shut again; And so we cannot sit here anymore. We must arise and go: The world is cold without And dark and hedged about With mystery and enmity and doubt, But we must go Though yet we do not know Who called, or what marks we shall leave upon the snow.
There once was a lady with a mole, And, about it, she was hard to console. Examples were proffered, Such as Cindy Crawford. "But mine is dead, & it dug such fine holes."
There once was a Shakespearean lover, Who, in darkness, crawled under cover. Much to his surprise, Having no use of eyes, He later learned 'tweren't his lover, but another.