PROMPT: Bucket list

What’s a country that’s at the top of your bucket list?

To travel to, or to take over and rule with an iron fist? “Bucket list” seems a bit intense for the former. You make a plan and pack a bag. No one has to die here. [Unless one’s dream destination is North Korea, in which case, maybe.]

PROMPT: SEO

What are your strategies for SEO?

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Well, I tried HBO (Human Brain Optimization) and look where that got me. I was thinking of going so far as adding a Reverse Image CAPTCHA in which any entity that could tell how many stoplights were in an array of photos would NOT be allowed into my site.

PROMPT: Know

What’s one thing you know now that would have saved your younger self a lot of pain?

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I believe the distinction between knowledge and wisdom is that one merely needs to be able to understand knowledge, but one must be able to live wisdom. For example, one can teach a five-year-old Jesus’ lesson about turning the other cheek, and they may understand every word but still be struggling to live it sixty years later.

My point is that I’m doubtful that knowing anything would have saved me pain because I would have had to live it, and that takes time, experience, and struggle.

PROMPT: Weirdest Movie

What’s the weirdest movie you’ve ever watched?

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The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. It’s the only movie I ever both paid to see in the theater and walked out on. So, it might be a stretch to say I “watched it” because I don’t think I saw more than half.

PROMPT: While Traveling

What’s the best way to meet new people while traveling?

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Don’t travel in a big tour group or cruise. As a single or a couple, one can’t help but interact with locals. Stay where nationals of that country stay; eat where they eat.

PROMPT: Aliens

If aliens arrived tomorrow, what’s the first thing you’d ask them?

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Do you speak English? 你会说普通话吗?¿Hablas español?

Alternatively, do you have a spare Babel Fish?

Anything else seems pretentious. I certainly don’t speak Alpha Centaurian.

PROMPT: Underrated Life Skill

What’s the most underrated life skill?

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Juggling. Because there is absolutely no way to learn it without failing thousands of times. It’s not the dexterity, but the tenacity, that is of value. Not to mention the lessons of neither rushing nor overreaching that it teaches. Some balls must be left to drop.

PROMPT: Mantra or Philosophy

What’s a personal mantra or philosophy you live by?

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First, I don’t have a mantra. While I believe Transcendental Meditation to be a fine approach, other meditative techniques have resonated with me more on a personal level. Unless by “mantra” one is looking for a soundbite that encapsulates the entirety of one’s philosophical thinking — which I also do not have. (At least not a stable one.) Philosophically, I am a Traveler (or, identically – I would argue, a Student.) Epistemologically, this requires a humility about what can and can’t know (though, admittedly, not necessarily humility — generally speaking,) a willingness to empty one’s cup to allow for consideration of new information, and an openness to adopting foreign and unfamiliar ideas where they prove useful.

PROMPT: Explore

What’s the best way to explore a new city?

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On foot, with few objectives locked in, and with a willingness to adjust to opportunity.

In other words, you should never be so obsessed with what a place once was that you miss that it still is — i.e. jumping around from ruin to ruin and never interacting with living natives.

PROMPT: Genie

The genie grants you a wish. What is it?

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Oh no, I read the myth of Midas, I’m not falling for that one.