BOOK: “Food Rules” by Michael Pollan

Food Rules: An Eater's ManualFood Rules: An Eater’s Manual by Michael Pollan
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

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This book consists of sixty-four rules for healthier eating / escaping modern quasi-food, most with a brief explanation or discussion of exceptions and pitfalls. It is arranged in three parts according to Pollan’s famous food haiku — i.e. “eat food // mostly plants // not too much.” While a lot of the rules are (by the author’s admission) redundant, the clever statement of varied rules keeps them from feeling stale.

Some of my favorites are:
2.) “Don’t eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn’t recognize as food.”
7.) “Avoid food products containing ingredients a third-grader cannot pronounce.”
13.) “Eat only foods that will eventually rot.”
18.) “Don’t ingest foods made in places where everyone is required to wear a surgical cap.”
31.) “Eat wild foods when you can.”
36.) “Don’t eat breakfast cereals that change the color of the milk.”
39.) “Eat all the junk food you want as long as you cook it yourself.”
40.) “Be the kind of person who takes supplements — then skip the supplements.”
47.) “Eat when you are hungry, not when you are bored.”
52.) “Buy smaller plates and glasses.”
57.) “Don’t get your fuel from the same place your car does.”

I’d recommend everyone read this book. It’s a quick and amusing read with punchy statements of food wisdom that stick in the brain.

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PROMPT: Favorite Restaurant

Daily writing prompt
What is your favorite restaurant?

I can’t tell you, precisely, but I know it has one location, is authentically itself, and is what some might describe as a dive. Interestingly, you can find it anywhere in the world if you know where to look.

PROMPT: 5 Everyday Things

Daily writing prompt
What are 5 everyday things that bring you happiness?

A breath of air when I’m suffocating.

A drink of water when I’m thirsty.

A bit of bread when I’m hungry.

Sleep when I’m weary.

Company when I’m lonely.

PROMPT: Couldn’t Live Without

Daily writing prompt
What are three objects you couldn’t live without?

Digestible non-toxic protein, digestible non-toxic fats, and digestible non-toxic carbohydrates.

Also, water and air, but they are non-commoditized (to a large extent, anyhow.)

Also, certain vitamins and minerals, but they would be subsumed in a good mix of the aforementioned three.

PROMPT: Budgeting

Daily writing prompt
Write about your approach to budgeting.

First, use what you’ve got to put food in your face. If there’s left over, acquire suitable shelter. If there’s some left, buy a book.

PROMPT: Candy

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What’s your favorite candy?

Chocolate covered nut.

PROMPT: Snack

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What snack would you eat right now?

Fried crickets.

PROMPT: Grocery Store Items

Daily writing prompt
List your top 5 grocery store items.

1.) carrots; 2.) bread; 3.) peppers; 4.) onions; 5.) rice

Don’t know whether this is supposed to be by weight, value, volume, or frequency of purchase. Each would yield a different response.

PROMPT: Eating Meat

Daily writing prompt
What are your feelings about eating meat?

I have no strong feelings. Everything that lives becomes food, so I don’t see a sound moral argument against meat. There is certainly a nutritional argument against eating excessive quantities of meat (which I would grant many meat-eaters do) but this is not an argument for dropping meat altogether. I accept that there is a reasonable environmental argument, but — counterpoint — it’s delicious.

I see no argument at all against choosing to eat vegetarian or vegan, so I certainly wouldn’t try to talk anyone out of their decision to do so. (i.e. The “you can’t get enough protein” argument is bullshit.)

PROMPT: 3 Favorite Meals

Daily writing prompt
What are your family’s top 3 favorite meals?

Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. (Chronologically, not in order of preference.)

Paper masala dosa for breakfast; Thai red curry for lunch; mixed fruit for dinner.