PROMPT: Proverb

Daily writing prompt
Share a proverb you think is completely wrong and make your case.

“If the mountain will not come to Muhammad, then Muhammad must go to the mountain.”

Maybe Muhammad is a beach person. I think it’s just a parallel construction run amok. Everything sounds wise in parallel construction — whether it is or not. “Ask not what your country can do for you,…” “If you can’t change a diaper, the diaper will change you.” etc.

PROMPT: Soulmates

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Do you believe in soulmates? Why or why not?

I know I found someone who can tolerate me for prolonged periods. There can’t be more than four such people in the universe. So, do what you will with that.

PROMPT: Won’t Live to Witness

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What’s something you’d love to see in the future, but know you probably won’t live to witness?

I would love to see an era in which AI and robotics frees up humans to work on the project of being better humans physically, mentally, creatively, emotionally, artistically, etc.

However, I suspect that on the way to that point there will be periods of dystopia, chaos, and quasi-Armageddon. As near as I can tell, it will involve the invention of a new form of economy (and possibly governance,) which I haven’t seen anyone discussing in the merited depths.

PROMPT: Minimalism

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Do you believe in minimalism?

Absolutely. The IKEA Nesting Instinct has run amok, and Consumer is a definitionally discontented state of being.

Personally, I hate that I know what a duvet is.

PROMPT: Out of a Movie

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What’s a moment in your life that felt like it was straight out of a movie?

I once slipped and fell on ice, and it was like an outtake from a Jackie Chan movie.

PROMPT: Photo

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Go on a walk today and share a photo of something that catches your eye.
Photograph of a large amanita mushroom on a walk in the woods.

PROMPT: First Book

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What’s the first book you ever finished and still remember to this day?

I have a vague early remembrance of Robinson Crusoe.

PROMPT: Profound Piece of Advice

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What’s the most profound piece of advice you’ve been given? Did you take it?

“Shut the hell up!” Sadly, more often than not, no.

PROMPT: Unlimited Budget

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If you had an unlimited budget for 24 hours, what would you do?

I’d buy a round-trip ticket for a place distant and interesting. I’m presuming I could spend money on that day for something the benefit of which would come later (i.e. that nothing turns into pumpkin at the end of the day.) I would not want the inevitable cavity search that would come from buying and flying on the same day.

PROMPT: Perfect Series Finale

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What’s a show that had the perfect series finale?

M*A*S*H