The snail's friends and family were critics,
claiming -- despite being hermaphroditic:
so, with two ways to coit --
neither did it exploit,
but read books in its shell, strange & cryptic.
Snail [Limerick]
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pine cone wedged
in a rotten sleeper,
on derelict tracks,
may become a tree
and made into sleepers.
New Comic Limericks by Ivanette Dennis
“Spring has lined all roads with dandelions.”
At this a young girl started cryin’
You see, to her ear,
‘Twas rational fear,
For she was afraid of Dandy Lions.
LONESOME CITIES LTD EDIT by Rod McKuen
prickly pears bloom:
yellow offering bowls —
bees give & take.