An Italian chef living in San Ignacio invented a cereal he called Nazi-O's. Be careful which way you spell sobriquets so you don't make ignoble, San Ignacio.
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Tag Archives: Belize
Belize City Limerick
There was a chef from Belize City who tried way too hard to be witty. He liked to serve pork, but when it was on fork, tell his guests it was rat, just not itty-bitty.
NOTE: Gibnut [a.k.a. Paca] is a huge rodent eaten in Belize. It’s been called the “royal rat” because it was once served to Queen Elizabeth II.
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DAILY PHOTO: Macal River, Belize
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Belize City Limerick
There was a salesman from Belize City
who called it: “where noir meets gritty,”
which means a crap-hole
that’ll suck out your soul.
Move on, the rest of the country is so pretty.
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Belizean Limerick
In greeting an old woman of Belize
a tourist praised, “You speak English with ease.”
“I know it, you fool;
they teach it in school!”
English is the state language of Belize.
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DAILY PHOTO: Fun Structures, Caye Caulker
DAILY PHOTO: Roof View, Caye Caulker
Taken in the summer of 2009 on Caye Caulker, Belize
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DAILY PHOTO: Marine Parade Boulevard, Belize City
Taken in the summer of 2009 in Belize City
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DAILY PHOTO: Caye Caulker Corsage
Taken on Caye Caulker in Belize
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DAILY PHOTO: Cahal Pech
Taken in the summer of 2007.
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