There once was an old monk from Phnom Penh who'd been freed from the who, where, and when. Knowing only now - no Self, anyhow. There was no monk and, perhaps, no Phnom Penh.
A gambling tourist in Siem Reap rhymed the town's name with "REM Sleep." When told it's "See-em Ree-ap -- rhymes with "See 'em free app." He said, "You can 'Ree'em and Wee-ap!"