The Lion, the Lion, he dwells in the Waste, He has a big head and a very small waist; But his shoulders are stark, and his jaws they are grim, And a good little child will not play with him.
Let me introduce the Common Hoopoe: It can raise its crown when it wants to. With me, it didn't (as you may have guessed;) I suppose it was just unimpressed.
Let me give you a Fire-Bellied Toad fun fact: They're party in the front, camo in the back. With safety vest wrong side up on this toad, You'll often find them squashed on a road.