
Paradox? [Free Verse]
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Adjust your definition of success until you’re there. It is, after all, a completely subjective term.
“Popularity contest,” as in “This isn’t going to win me any popularity contests, but…” You know what’s not popular? Popularity contests. I’ve never heard of one. What you are really saying is, “I’m about to be a jackass, and I just want you to know that I’m aware I’m being a jackass.” Just own your jackassery all ready. You can’t soften the blow of being a jackass.
In playing football, I find telling linebackers “no” is not beneficial. Words are strange things, at once infinitely powerful or powerless, depending upon context and will.
“Secret?” To quote Inigo Montoya, “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Ornery.
I would replace all adverbs with a loud “HONK!”
Why do I do anything, because I think it would be funny. [Granted, only for a short time.]
Augers, drills, and trepans. They’re the most boring things I can think of.