Paradox? [Free Verse]

PROMPT: Successful

Daily writing prompt
What’s your top tip to be successful in life?

Adjust your definition of success until you’re there. It is, after all, a completely subjective term.

PROMPT: Word or Phrase

Daily writing prompt
What’s a word or phrase that annoys you?

Popularity contest,” as in “This isn’t going to win me any popularity contests, but…” You know what’s not popular? Popularity contests. I’ve never heard of one. What you are really saying is, “I’m about to be a jackass, and I just want you to know that I’m aware I’m being a jackass.” Just own your jackassery all ready. You can’t soften the blow of being a jackass.

PROMPT: Goals

Daily writing prompt
How often do you say “no” to things that would interfere with your goals?

In playing football, I find telling linebackers “no” is not beneficial. Words are strange things, at once infinitely powerful or powerless, depending upon context and will.

PROMPT: Secret Skill

Daily writing prompt
What’s a secret skill or ability you have or wish you had?

Secret?” To quote Inigo Montoya, “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

Long Live Bonsai [Senryū]

Photograph of a bonsai tree taken on the grounds of a Hanoi Temple.
the bonsai tree
isn't a BANZAI! tree,
yet looks 10,000.

NOTE: “Bonsai” [盆栽] means “potted plant.” “Banzai” [万歳] means “10,000 years,” (in the manner of “long live the king.”)

PROMPT: One Word

Daily writing prompt
What is one word that describes you?

Ornery.

PROMPT: Ban

Daily writing prompt
If you could permanently ban a word from general usage, which one would it be? Why?

I would replace all adverbs with a loud “HONK!”

Why do I do anything, because I think it would be funny. [Granted, only for a short time.]

PROMPT: Bores

Daily writing prompt
What bores you?

Augers, drills, and trepans. They’re the most boring things I can think of.

Stump Gator [Kyōka]

Photograph of a young alligator resting on a stump in the Louisiana bayou, near Slidell.
Gator rests on stump.
but my mind cannot rest.
it's not "gator"
and "stump" in the same place,
but in the same sentence.