There once was a wise Daoist Immortal, Asked the secret to long life, he'd chortle: "If you can stand masses Who behave like asses You're enlightened -- but better off mortal."
There was a young man from Busan -- 'Twas up the hillside he lived on That - pressed for time - He bought a zipline, But got stuck, dangling above Busan.
An egg delivery guy from Bangalore: 2,000 eggs on a scooter, door-to-door. If his bike ever tipped, He’d be severely whipped, For his job was all-or-nothing & nothing more.