Said a construction worker in Doha,
"I don't mean to sound so bourgeois,
but being paid 'd be nice,
and not with a cot -n- plain rice.
Pardon if I show too much chutzpah."
An old woman expat in Doha
looked over the wall and said, "Aha!
"It's back! The spacecraft."
"Woman, don't be daft,
"It's been here 'fore we came from Utah!"
There was an old man from Qatar —
where the temp measures “hot” or “hotter.”
He’d go out in the day,
’til he melted away —
Like Frosty, sans the puddle of water.