Solid Ground [Free Verse]

sole to cold earth:

it's the only way i know
 the limits of this world.

feet pressing into this globe
 are my tether to reality.

any other way, and the world
  could stretch forever.

the feel of my weight,
 popping to heel or ball:
  pronating & supinating,
  rolling & reaching,
   in dance or destruction --

 feet leaving the cold earth
  always reorient to the planet.

The Abyss [Free Verse]

Nietzsche said:

“And if thou gaze long
   into an abyss,
  the abyss will also
    gaze into thee.”


I must admit
   the first several times
    that I read this quote,
  I couldn’t tell if it was wise,
    or just had the patina of
     wisdom that comes from 
     parallel sentence structure.

Crisscrossing subject and object
    lends a ring of sagacity.

“If you can’t take 
    Mohammad to the mountain,
  the mountain must come to
    Mohammad.”


“Ask not what your country 
    can do for you,
  but what you can do 
     for your country.”


“If you can’t get the carrots 
    out of the refrigerator,
  get the refrigerator 
     out of the carrots.”


Yes, that last one is nonsense, 
    but it’s not nonsense like:

“The banana pirouetted fuchsia
     all over the underside of
      an A-sharp chord.”

The carrot quote probably took
     your mind some time —
      if only milliseconds —
       to relegate to the
        trash heap. 

That’s why this sentence structure 
     is beloved by godmen &
      politicians: because you can 
       sound wise even if you’re 
       kind of an idiot.

So, I was ready to classify Nietzsche’s 
     quote pseudo-wisdom when I realized 
      that my smartphone was the Abyss, 
       and it was certainly staring back at me.

  It stared through all the data collection &
     neuroscientific and psychological
      research designed to keep 
       a person scrolling.

Maybe Nietzsche was on to something
    that even he didn't fully understand. 

Farmland, Unchecked [Free Verse]

From a hilltop,
   farmland stretches
    to the horizon:
 
parceled into rectangles
   of brown, beige, and oh 
    so many shades of green.

It must be the tropics,
    for ripe grain to 
     coexist with verdant
      & fallow patches.

So different from the farmland
    of my youth
     where all the rectangles 
      were one of two colors -
      because everyone had to
      pack into the same tight
      growing season. 

Passiflora [Free Verse]

Passiflora looks like
 space-age technology.

it seems like it should
  pick up signals from
  the far reaches of space...

but I doubt it does.

Witch & Skeleton [Free Verse / Senryū]

Takiyasha the Witch and the Skeleton Spectre; Utagawa Kuniyoshi (1844)
PREMISE:
Princess Takiyasha
 summoned a skeleton to
  kill a samurai.

MORAL?:
"Don't bring swords
 to a giant skeleton-ghost 
  fight!"

CONCLUSION:
Yet, in settled dust,
 the world was less one
  Princess-witch.

Dorothea Tanning’s Birthday (1942) [Free Verse]

Oh, I've been in that dream:

     door upon door to nowhere,
     inexplicable nudity,
     elements that seem fine 
          from a distance, but -
          from up close - make no sense.

And then I saw the creature at her feet,
      and knew I'd never been in that dream.

   I can't fathom the genetic cocktail 
      that would need to be cooked up
          to create such a monstrous pet. 

   And then it hit me that the winged badger-mutt
       is not nearly the most disturbing aspect...

   What are they looking at?

Melting Stone [Free Verse]

Upon the ocean shore,
   there is a rock:
   hard,
   black,
   porous,
   volcanic.

Gentle seas send ripples
   against its base.

Stormy seas send waves
   to relentlessly batter it,
   crashing over its top.

Both the lapping waves
   and the crashing waves
   cart away parts of the rock --
   one unit of grit at a time.

The lapping waves need patience;
  the crashing waves need energy,
    but they both insist a tax be paid
     for their labors.

Just looking at the rock,
 one can tell it was once different:
    bigger,
    its pores filled
        with other rock -- softer rock,
  rock that the sea long ago turned
    into sandy bottoms and beaches.

The rock is dissolving like an ice cube,
  except in geologic time. 

KilIing Clichés from A to Z

A for Albatross:
   "An Albatross around one's neck" is usually used by those who never read the opium-addicted Romantic's poem, and -- more importantly -- who don't have the foggiest what an "albatross" is.

B for Birds [and Bees]:
   If you were really taught about "the birds and the bees," you are NOT prepared to have sex.

C for Cat:
   A "cat nap" is a short sleep. I had a cat. It slept eighteen-hours a day, usually for several hours at a time. [Also, "'til the cows come home" means when you put the feed out. They will reliably show up. If your cows are coming home late, that's on you.]

D for Duck:
   Re: "having your ducks in a row." Baby ducks naturally follow in a line. If you're having to man-handle your ducks into rows, you should learn wu wei - the Taoist principle of effortless action. 

E for Elephant:
   If there's "an elephant in the room," it is definitely not a good time to talk matters over. Get the hell out, now!

F for Fish:
   "Fish out of water" may be fine, but -- to be fair -- "man in water" is just as accurate. A little waddling Gentoo Penguin could outswim Michael Phelps in the 400m and be finishing its kipper snacks while Phelps was still slogging through his first length. And Phelps is among the fastest our species can put in water. If the average human were dropped in the ocean, he'd thrash around until he got a lungful of water and died...and that's a kilometer offshore.

G for Goose:
    With respect to a "wild goose chase"... fun fact: if you chase a goose, it might well chase you back. I once read a book on the most dangerous animals (for humans) and, to my surprise, the goose was in it. They don't kill many, but they put their fair share of people in the hospital with beak-cracked shins. 

H for Horse:
    So, about "straight from the horse's mouth." If you got your information from a talking horse and are proud that it was 'right from the source,' you might want to consider cutting your acid blotters into smaller pieces. 

I for Indian:
    Not sure how the term "Indian burn" came to be, but I've lived in India for almost a decade and have never known anyone to induce a friction burn by twisting the forearm of another person. You may be saying, "Well, it's meant as in, 'Native American burn.'" But I still don't see any evidence for that. [Don't get me started on 'Indian giving' as an insult against someone who has the gall to want their stolen shit back.] Now, if you called it the "shitty little American schoolboy burn," that -- I would totally buy. 

J for Jackal:
    Jackals are, like anyone who's ever eaten at McDonald's, opportunistic omnivores, but to make them out to be the exemplars of "exploiting situations' is a bit harsh. For example, did you know a Jackal won't cheat on its spouse, even when an opportunity falls right in its lap. 

K for Kangaroo:
    I don't know who came up with "kangaroo courts" but I don't think we know enough about marsupial jurisprudence to cast aspersions upon the Kangaroo legal system. I think it is -- like many instances on this list -- simply deflecting. 

L for Leopard:
   Why would a leopard even want to change its spots? Certain humans (frequenting the Wal-Mart) go to great lengths to appropriate leopard spots. If they are fashionable for a plus-sized woman's stretch pants, why would the leopard think any differently. 

M for March Hare:
   They say "mad as a March Hare" because March is mating season. I think the saying should be "Horny as a March Hare." Alliteration intact. 

N for Nightingale: 
   I suspect ninety-nine percent of those who use "sings like a nightingale" couldn't pick a nightingale's song out of an audio lineup of bird noises. 

O for Oyster:
   "The world is your oyster" is supposedly a great thing. But when I elaborate by saying, "The world is your slimy raw foodstuff that has a twenty percent chance of making you vomitously ill," it doesn't sound like a good thing. 

P for Pony:
    We need to stop people from bitching about the fact that their pony only knows one trick. It's a fucking pony. You should be grateful it knows the one trick. 

Q for Quail:
   To "quail at ______" means to be timid in the face of some stimulus. I don't think it's particularly fair. If you were considered a delicacy, you'd be a bit skittish, too. 

R for Rat:
    If you "smell a rat," it's definitely dead, and -- ergo -- will not be plotting against you. 

S for Sheep:
    I shouldn't have to point out that a "wolf in sheep's clothing" is completely naked.

T for Turkey:
    A "Turkey voting for Christmas" is said to be acting against its own interests, but since everybody eats turkey for Thanksgiving and many people have ham for Christmas, I'd say the turkey knows exactly what it's doing. Even if it's one of the unlucky Christmas turkeys, it still got another month of living. Hell, there are humans who rack up million-dollar medical bills for the same outcome. 

U for Underdog:
   The first use of the term "Underdog" was in 1859, long before the cartoon from my youth. Is there an "Uber-dog" or an "Overdog?" How did this even enter someone's mind?

V for Viper:
   "A nest of vipers," is another bit of anthropomorphizing. The premise of the idiom is that it's a group of nasty people getting together. Whereas the snakes in a viper's nest are as likely to be as good as any.

W for Weasel:
    When someone uses ambiguous words to obscure their meaning, we say they're using "weasel words." But as far as I can see, weasels have the good sense to keep their mouths shut. (Unlike those secret-betraying horses.)

X for XYZ:
   People say, "for XYZ reasons" when they mean for an extensive list of reasons that no one seems to know.

Y for Yak:
   Somehow, we use "yak" for the act of being relentlessly chatty, and -- once again -- I must say that I've found yaks to be less than gabby. 

Z for Zebra: 
    "A zebra can't change its strips." See: "L for Leopard."

Second-Rate Colossus [Free Verse]

Bibi ka Maqbara; Aurangabad

What a thing it is to be 
   trapped under a shadow.

To be grand,
  but not the grandest.

To be old,
  but not the oldest.

To argue your distinction,
  but be too similar to avoid 
   comparison to the marvel.

Better to be a shoddy original
 than a second-rate colossus. 

Feel the Breeze [Free Verse]

Feel the breeze upon your face.
 Let it be all you know.

Don't ponder atmospheric lows.
 Just feel the breeze upon your face,
         and know:

There is a breeze.
         (Though it may not be
           what you think it is.)
 You have a face.
         (Though it may not be
           what you think it is.)