A tour bus sticker of mating moose led a tourist to say, "What the deuce?" "I just cannot deal with a tour bestial, and the memories that it might induce."
A streetwalker from Old Town Frankfurt had a proclivity for getting hurt. 'Twasn't violent clientele. She tripped and she fell where heel met cobble met tight skirt.
A drunkard put a cask atop his car so he wouldn't always have to find a bar. Under that kind of weight -- The car's range: km - 8, But his own range per liter wasn't that far.
The snail's friends and family were critics, claiming -- despite being hermaphroditic: so, with two ways to coit -- neither did it exploit, but read books in its shell, strange & cryptic.