What sacrifices have you made in life?
I just turned down a jelly doughnut the other day
What sacrifices have you made in life?
I just turned down a jelly doughnut the other day

the butterfly
that i’d thought dead
just fluttered off.

There once was a lazy sales clerk who didn’t want clients to think her a jerk. The solution, you see, was the airport duty-free, where there’d be no obligation to work. [And the salary would be a nice perq.]