PROMPT: Future of AI

What do you think is the future of AI?

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I think AI will make a wise and handsome overlord. [Please remember my kind words when making determinations about who to send to the Soylent Green factory.]

PROMPT: Online Course

What’s the best online course you’ve ever taken?

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I’m doing a TEFL (Teaching English as a Foreign Language) course presently that is well done. However, I wouldn’t say that I’ve had sufficient experience to make any comparative statements. Most of my education was in the days when you went to the same room the person teaching you was and at the same time they were there. But I knew when self-checkouts came along that we were weaning ourselves away from the last vestiges of non-optional human contact.

PROMPT: SEO

What are your strategies for SEO?

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Well, I tried HBO (Human Brain Optimization) and look where that got me. I was thinking of going so far as adding a Reverse Image CAPTCHA in which any entity that could tell how many stoplights were in an array of photos would NOT be allowed into my site.

PROMPT: Side-Hustle

What are your favorite side-hustle ideas?

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E-exorcist: the profession of those who come to the house of one who is possessed by electronic devices and dunks all the household’s screens in unholy water.

That one may need workshopping.

PROMPT: Business

If you could start a new business right now, what would it be?

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A “Human Skills for Humans School” that teaches all the important competencies that have been left out of an educational system that is 75% about making the workers of yesterday and 25% about making citizens, but which doesn’t care a whit about building emotional intelligence, self-confidence, natural setting problem solving, movement skills, creativity, primitive living, combat skills for a robot apocalypse, etc. Those worker bee skills are already starting to show their obsolescence and are very likely to continue to do so at an accelerating rate.

The bad news is that AGI and robots are sure to do almost all productive tasks better than humans by the end of the century. The good news is that we have plenty of room to be grow as a species.

PROMPT: Life Hacks

What are some life hacks that you practice?

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As far as I’ve seen of so-called “life hacks” they seem to mostly be inelegant solutions for problems that either: a.) already have more reliable and tested solutions, or b.) are needlessly complicated / exaggerated to suggest they need a solution when they really don’t. The whole “life hack” industry seems to be people sitting around trying to figure out how to go viral by creating the illusion of cleverness. It is not Wú Wéi.

Slaughter-bot [Free Verse]

Image generated by CoPilot from the prompt: "Draw me a Kung Fu Robot."
Image by Microsoft Copilot (AI)
Clumsy Kung Fu robots
will become slaughter-bots
in our time.

What they lack in Zen spontaneity
and warrior ethos they will make
up for in speed, power, and
dense metal alloy.

Replaced limbs will make them more
-- not less -- capable fighters.

Will a battling robot ever wonder
How did we get here?
or
What is the point?

Or will it only wonder why it is
using its feet as impact weapons
when it has ray-guns?

(It is a little like building a typing pool
of robots... only way, way cooler.)

PROMPT: Skill

Daily writing prompt
What’s a skill you consider basic, that most people don’t actually know how to do?

Checking AI’s work / answers.

PROMPT: Feel Bad

Daily writing prompt
What app eats up most of your screen time — and do you even feel bad about it?

Kindle Reader. Do people engage in habitual activities that they feel bad about? I understand the occasional excessive pile of ice cream or hedonistic cheeseburger, but continually doing something one feels bad about seems self-rectifying.

PROMPT: 20 Years

Daily writing prompt
What’s a piece of technology you’re convinced will exist in 20 years?

I think cell phones will be replaced by cheap cyborg implants that fulfill the same myriad functions and more. Just as we were convinced that we were being given a great benefit with social media, when — in fact — we were just handing over our attention and data on the cheap. This time we’ll be signing away a great deal more — we’ll be meat puppets for the billionaires, carrying out consumption function programming as ignorantly blissful as Cypher from The Matrix. Welcome to the Cyber-Sheep economy. BAHaaaaah.

Proviso: People (me included) are shite at forecasting. We call broken clocks “genius” based on those two times a day they are right, but forecasting genius is just selection bias plus Mrs. Cleo pseudo-psychic tactics (be vague, sound specific.) Also, remember we are always one nuclear winter away from flint knapping being the prevailing mode of technology.