There once was an evil internet troll who spouted like the proverbial blowhole. He snarked to the void like a flaming hemorrhoid, but remained an anonymous A-hole.
Anti-Social Media [Limerick]
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The Internet [Verse in Tetrameter]
We've reached the place where screams aren't heard. You'd think they'd build into a din, but one can't grasp a single word. It has become silent as sin. The angry words are shot to black - that inky void that's unpatrolled, It's silent, yet all're struck by flak. Still, no one admits being sold. But each life 's a product consumed. They wail away the night and day, pretending they're not rightly doomed. Some will say that it's here to stay... True, but are we?
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Facebook Poems
I.
How thrilling to learn
without delay
that now was to be
your laundry day.
Oh, how I waited
with bated breath
to hear if you’d hit
wash-day sudden death
Your posts banal?
Who would think?
You took us to
the wash-day brink…
never knowing if there’d be a Boxer Rebellion or a Brazilian Thong Crisis!
II.
“It’s Complicated”
are two words
often posted
but never heard
amid the complication.
1 + 1, easy as pie.
Calculus is “complicated.”
Are you in wedlock?
Or have you dated?
Is she human…oid?
It begs the question,
can a complication read
the words typed on
your daily feed,
and solve for x?
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