Here comes some sing-song psychopomp, Shepherding all those stone-cold souls. He sings stirring songs all day long, Dragging the Dead over dark shoals.
There once was a forensic psychologist Who came across as quite the apologist: "The arsonist, you see, Simply yearns to be free -- Hence, burning all the walls - if you get my gist."
There once was a primadonna singer Who on a note could forever linger. Thinking her a showboat For dragging out one note, The band took five mid-melisma to share chicken fingers.
There once was a popular actress Who most found cruel, catty, and tactless, But the very worst part Was the state of her art, She only played herself in a different dress.
Thou wast that all to me, love, For which my soul did pine -- A green isle in the sea, love, A fountain and a shrine, All wreathed with fairy fruits and flowers, And all the flowers were mine.
Ah, dream to bright to last! Ah, starry Hope! that didst arise But to be overcast! A voice from the Future cries, "On! on!" -- but o'er the Past (Dim gulf!) my spirit hovering lies Mute, motionless, aghast!
For, alas! alas! with me The light of Life is o'er! No more -- no more -- no more -- (Such language holds the solemn sea To the sands upon the shore) Shall bloom the thunder-blasted tree, Or the stricken eagle soar!
And all my days are trances, And all my nightly dreams Are where thy grey eye glances, And where thy footstep gleams -- In what ethereal dances, By what eternal streams.