There was a shrewd carpenter from Zambia dismayed to hear what was paid to IKEA. He took apart his shelves, said, "Make 'em yourselves!" upped his rates, but threw in a hex key-a.
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Japan Limerick
There was a rich businessman from Japan who'd always wanted to be his country's Batman. But his civil city was not Gotham-gritty, and the cape made him look like a madman.
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Limerick of the German Baker
There was a royal baker in Germany
whose bread the king despised fervently.
The king issued a decree:
Death, or bread passing light times three!
The baker twisted dough so three holes showed,
and bestowed it earnestly.
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Critical Mass of Banana [Limerick]
A longshoreman at the Port of Savannah had to unload ships full of bananas. They'd trip rad detectors, and in came inspectors to prevent a critical mass of banana.
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Contrarian Tourism [Limerick]
A contrarian tourist traveling through Livingstone missed Victoria Falls when all was said & done. He'd thought it a trifle to see tower Eiffel, and, when in Paris, he made an end-run.
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Limerick de Goa
There once was a sailor from Goa who lived on his boat, just like Noah. When his anchor line snapped as he deeply napped, he drifted halfway to Samoa.
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Noda City Limerick
There was an executive from Noda, a member of the class, high bourgeois. He was the big boss over all the soy sauce, but when he told people, they heard, "Blah, blah, blah!"
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Cebu Limerick
There was a clumsy tourist in Cebu who broke Magellan's Cross, and sought wood glue. "Oh, don't worry, son! That's not the first one. The original was lost... and was already broken, too."
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Lusaka Limerick
There was a gambling man of Lusaka who was always running low on Kwacha. That's the money, you see, and despite ardent pleas when you're a gambler no one will spot 'cha.
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Hitler Limerick
There once was a dictator named Hitler. He was vegetarian and wasn't a tippler. The moral seems clear: eat meat & drink beer. You'll still be much better than Hitler!
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