There was an artist named Andy Warhol whose paintings sure enough weren't for all. Like a flimflam man he copied soup cans, and viewers saw [not Campbell, but] Warhol.
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Conflicted Botanist Limerick
There once was a Philosopher-Botanist who, on his jobs, had been an optimist. But he bred seedless fruits, and came to feel in cahoots with purpose-denying nihilist dogmatists.
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Spanish Inquisition Limerick
There once was a Grand Inquisitor -- a most unpopular visitor. His knock at your door meant you were done for. He could paint even a saint sinister.
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Eger Limerick
There was a cranky old man from Eger who was prone to curse and to swear. He was really a jerk to Mongols and Turks, billing them for medieval fortress repair.
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Sleepy Owl Limerick
In the forest there was a stately, old owl who intended to go out on the prowl, but before he vamoosed his cozy tree roost he fell asleep, throwing in the towel.
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Indonesia Limerick
A reveler visiting Indonesia blacked out with a bout of amnesia. Feeling rather jolly, he passed out in Bali, and woke up on a beach in Polynesia.
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Limerick of Kathmandu
A young traveler to old Kathmandu decided to get himself a tattoo of a phrase in Sanskrit that he thought was legit, but it read, "Don't lick the wild ape canoe!"
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Lizard Limerick
An Eastern Garden Lizard prowling its garden was interrupted by, "Hey, I beg your pardon, but aren't you big for this park?" "I'm afraid you've missed the mark. I don't live here; I own all of these gardens."
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Mistletoe Limerick
A young man of Vienna was caught off guard smooched by a stranger beside the churchyard. There's mistletoe that naturally grows in the trees above that Viennese churchyard.
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Bali Limerick
There was a digital nomad of Bali who took to micro-dosing Molly. Once, his dose wasn't micro-, he fell in love with a crow, and decided chugging coffee made for less folly.
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