Taillight Kitty [Haiku]

two little kittens
crawl the undercarriage
of a dump-truck.

KAZAKHSTAN LIMERICK

There was an Eagle Hunter of Kazakhstan,
which sounds like Eagle was hunted by man,
but the Eagle goes hunting,
the man sits doing nothing –
It’s a sweet gig for Eagle Hunters in Kazakhstan.

PERU LIMERICK

There was a Guinea Pig from Peru
who didn’t know just quite what to do.
He’d heard there were places
-- oh, so magical places –
where his kind lived as pets not as food.

SLOVENIA LIMERICK

There was a brown bear from Slovenia
who had a bad case of anemia.
While his kin were vegetarian,
he ate campers and carrion —
Hope you don’t meet the iron-shy bear of Slovenia.

BOTSWANA LIMERICK

There was a safari guide in Botswana
who disliked being quizzed about fauna.
"I don't mean to be rude,
but there's Huge, Fast, and Food --
so, just three types of beast in Botswana."

MALAYSIA LIMERICK

DAILY PHOTO: Tiny Sculptures in Seoul

The Goat [Lyric Poem]

There once was an adolescent goat
Who'd put anything straight down its throat:
It ate twigs and tires and old barbed wire,
And even once a deep fat fryer.

Too Close for Comfort? [Haiku]

baboon onshore
grooms infant as hippo
glides past in water.

DAILY PHOTO: Chobe River (w/ Eagle)

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