A man who sold marital aids door to door heard from a husband in an uproar. "An 'aid' for whom? It can't be the groom. Your product has three speeds, so I now need four."
Traveling Salesman Limerick
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Author Archives: B Gourley
DAILY PHOTO: Scenes from Atlanta
Duty-Free Limerick
There once was a lazy sales clerk who didn’t want clients to think her a jerk. The solution, you see, was the airport duty-free, where there’d be no obligation to work. [And the salary would be a nice perq.]
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Feather in Water [Haiku]
feather in water refuses to be removed, rolls from each grasp.
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DAILY PHOTO: Religious Buildings in Beijing
St. Joseph’s Church on Wanfujing Street (a.k.a. Wanfujing Church / Dongtang); Roman Catholic
Lama Temple (a.k.a. Yonghe Temple); Tibetan Buddhist (i.e. Vajrayana Buddhist)
Beijing Temple of Confucius; Confucian
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Limerick of Confucius
The great Chinese philosopher Confucius wrote in maxims to avoid being circumlocutious. [That's a word that absurdly describes being wordy.] Be like Confucius, not like this verbose doofus.
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PROMPT: Fruits
List your top 5 favorite fruits.
5.) Rambutan
4.) Blueberry
3.) Honeydew Melon
2.) Yelakki Banana
1.) Mango
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Yellow [Haiku]
DAILY PHOTO: Animals on the Chobe Banks
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Hannah Arendt Limerick
The philosopher Hannah Arendt said, don't define us by how we make rent. like Dopey and Sneezy and George's wife "Weezy" one should be known for how public time is spent.
