PROMPT: Should Know

What’s something you believe everyone should know.

At the risk of mixed metaphor and cliche: how to walk a mile in another person’s shoes while keeping in mind that no one is the villain of his or her own story.

PROMPT: Kid at Heart

What does it mean to be a kid at heart?

The capacity to see humor in flatulence, even when it’s your own.

Oh, wait, maybe I’m thinking of a “kid at fart.”

PROMPT: Genie

You have three magic genie wishes, what are you asking for?

1.) After my wishes are granted, cease all wish granting. 2.) Prevent all other genies and wish granting entities (if they exist) from granting any more wishes. 3.) Enjoy the retired genie life.

I’ve seen “Bruce Almighty,” and it seems like a pretty plausible depiction of what would happen if some yahoo went around giving people what they think they want. Carnage and chaos.

PROMPT: Family Member

Describe a family member.

Eyes: two; Ears: two; Nose: one, but with two entrances; Legs: two; Arms: Two; Head: one, but mostly symmetrical to a sagittal plane…

I’ll stop there. I don’t want to offer so much detail that an AI renders a fake photo and steals this person’s identity.

PROMPT: Physical Exercise

What is your favorite form of physical exercise?

I play no favorites. I love calisthenics, yogasana, running, swimming, functional movement, movement drills (e.g. martial arts,) etc.

I do have least favorites though, and – collectively – those are exercises where I have to go somewhere in particular to have access to some specialized equipment. So, for example, I don’t care for weight lifting or using ellipticals or climbers, etc. (I still enjoy the exercise well enough, but it’s more hassle than it needs to be.)

My whole equipment inventory consists of a yoga mat, a pull-up / dip apparatus, and a few resistance bands, and I can make do without those quite nicely — e.g. when traveling.

PROMPT: Moon

How much would you pay to go to the moon?

Not one thin dime. I have no pressing need to go to a place without breathable quantities of oxygen for longer than I can hold my breath. If complex technology is required every millisecond to stay alive… well, I know where I’m not wanted.

I’ll leave it to the billionaires who have enough spare change lying around to fund personal space programs.

I’ll stick to gazing at it admiringly from afar.

PROMPT: Food Specialty

Daily writing prompt
What food would you say is your specialty?

I’d say Thai curry. I used to make a mean Pad Thai, but it’s been a long time since I’ve cooked that.

PROMPT: Historical Events

What major historical events do you remember?

From the Iranian Hostage Crisis onward, pretty much all of them — given they were considered “major” in whatever place I was living at the time.

PROMPT: Risk

What’s the biggest risk you’d like to take — but haven’t been able to?

Fully embrace the crazy, in the manner of Diogenes, Blake, or Drukpa Kunley.

PROMPT: Don’t Know

What’s something most people don’t know about you?

Some people who know me (and most people who don’t) might not know that I would never announce something on a public forum that the people who know me don’t already know. I’m strangely private that way.