PROMPT: Best/Worst Pets

Daily writing prompt
What animals make the best/worst pets?

Best: Dogs and Cats

Worst: Hippopotami, African Elephants, the Black Mamba, Right Whales, Pumas, Condors, Puffer Fish, Howler Monkeys, Rhinoceroses, Hammerhead Sharks, Lowland Gorillas, Geese, Cape Buffalo, Galapagos Tortoise, Bengal Tigers, Pronghorn Antelope… , and anything else that some jackass builds a house-sized chain-link fence cage in his backyard to “keep.”

Bird on a Wire [Lyric Poem]

On a pleasant mid-Spring day,
A bird landed -- no bounce or sway.
It perched, chirping - as if in play:
I blinked, and it'd flown away.

Reflection [Haiku]

heron & reflection drift apart
until one of them vanishes.

Songbird [Haiku]

agile songbird
sticks awkward landing --
in a thicket.

Gust [Haiku]

gusting Spring winds:
can the hunkered crow
take to flight?

Slim Pickings [Haiku]

buffalo grazes
on stalk stubble
after harvest.

Conversation [Senryū]

two wading birds
face each other so that
their reflections can chat.

Oblivious [Haiku]

crows turn to threat:
while pigeons remain
oblivious.

Riderless [Senryū]

riderless horses
race across the pasture:
finish line unknown

Panther [Lyric]

The panther is a scary cat:
Hardcore Hellcat primed for combat.
Except - that is - I have to say
The twenty hours it sleeps per day.