There once was a dictator named Hitler. He was vegetarian and wasn't a tippler. The moral seems clear: eat meat & drink beer. You'll still be much better than Hitler!
Hitler Limerick
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Category Archives: Poetry
Andy Warhol Limerick
There was an artist named Andy Warhol whose paintings sure enough weren't for all. Like a flimflam man he copied soup cans, and viewers saw [not Campbell, but] Warhol.
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Conflicted Botanist Limerick
There once was a Philosopher-Botanist who, on his jobs, had been an optimist. But he bred seedless fruits, and came to feel in cahoots with purpose-denying nihilist dogmatists.
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Buddha Still [Haiku]
A Moment of Stillness [Haiku]
Iced Wings [Haiku]
ice crystals form on helicopter seed pods; will they fly or crash?
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Spanish Inquisition Limerick
There once was a Grand Inquisitor -- a most unpopular visitor. His knock at your door meant you were done for. He could paint even a saint sinister.
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Eger Limerick
There was a cranky old man from Eger who was prone to curse and to swear. He was really a jerk to Mongols and Turks, billing them for medieval fortress repair.
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Rice Field [Haiku]
young rice in mud
awaits paddy flooding rains;
i seek shelter
Tiger Riding for Beginners 