A longshoreman at the Port of Savannah had to unload ships full of bananas. They'd trip rad detectors, and in came inspectors to prevent a critical mass of banana.
Critical Mass of Banana [Limerick]
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Category Archives: Limerick
Contrarian Tourism [Limerick]
A contrarian tourist traveling through Livingstone missed Victoria Falls when all was said & done. He'd thought it a trifle to see tower Eiffel, and, when in Paris, he made an end-run.
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Limerick de Goa
There once was a sailor from Goa who lived on his boat, just like Noah. When his anchor line snapped as he deeply napped, he drifted halfway to Samoa.
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Noda City Limerick
There was an executive from Noda, a member of the class, high bourgeois. He was the big boss over all the soy sauce, but when he told people, they heard, "Blah, blah, blah!"
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Cebu Limerick
There was a clumsy tourist in Cebu who broke Magellan's Cross, and sought wood glue. "Oh, don't worry, son! That's not the first one. The original was lost... and was already broken, too."
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Lusaka Limerick
There was a gambling man of Lusaka who was always running low on Kwacha. That's the money, you see, and despite ardent pleas when you're a gambler no one will spot 'cha.
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Hitler Limerick
There once was a dictator named Hitler. He was vegetarian and wasn't a tippler. The moral seems clear: eat meat & drink beer. You'll still be much better than Hitler!
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Andy Warhol Limerick
There was an artist named Andy Warhol whose paintings sure enough weren't for all. Like a flimflam man he copied soup cans, and viewers saw [not Campbell, but] Warhol.
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Conflicted Botanist Limerick
There once was a Philosopher-Botanist who, on his jobs, had been an optimist. But he bred seedless fruits, and came to feel in cahoots with purpose-denying nihilist dogmatists.
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Spanish Inquisition Limerick
There once was a Grand Inquisitor -- a most unpopular visitor. His knock at your door meant you were done for. He could paint even a saint sinister.
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