A contrarian tourist traveling through Livingstone
missed Victoria Falls when all was said & done.
He'd thought it a trifle
to see tower Eiffel,
and, when in Paris, he made an end-run.
A couple went to Victoria Falls
to see its splendor with their own eyeballs,
but when they got near
they squinted and peered
but all they saw was a foggy, gray wall!