An evergreen and a red, red rose: One slowly, but dully, ever grows; One springs to life only for a short time. Lifespan pine and beauty rose, apposed? And risk vice versa? One never knows!
When I am dead, my dearest, Sing no sad songs for me; Plant thou no roses at my head, Nor shady cypress tree: Be the green grass above me With showers and dew drops wet; And if thou wilt, remember, And if thou wilt, forget.
I shall not see the shadows, I shall not feel the rain; I shall not hear the nightingale Sing on, as if in pain: And dreaming through the twilight That doth not rise nor set, Haply I may remember, And haply may forget.
Here comes some sing-song psychopomp, Shepherding all those stone-cold souls. He sings stirring songs all day long, Dragging the Dead over dark shoals.
There once was a popular actress Who most found cruel, catty, and tactless, But the very worst part Was the state of her art, She only played herself in a different dress.
Thou wast that all to me, love, For which my soul did pine -- A green isle in the sea, love, A fountain and a shrine, All wreathed with fairy fruits and flowers, And all the flowers were mine.
Ah, dream to bright to last! Ah, starry Hope! that didst arise But to be overcast! A voice from the Future cries, "On! on!" -- but o'er the Past (Dim gulf!) my spirit hovering lies Mute, motionless, aghast!
For, alas! alas! with me The light of Life is o'er! No more -- no more -- no more -- (Such language holds the solemn sea To the sands upon the shore) Shall bloom the thunder-blasted tree, Or the stricken eagle soar!
And all my days are trances, And all my nightly dreams Are where thy grey eye glances, And where thy footstep gleams -- In what ethereal dances, By what eternal streams.
There once was an artist, Bohemian, Who thought himself quite the comedian. Peers thought he lacked heart, & didn't suffer for his art, But they suffered the farts of that Bohemian comedian.