Daily writing prompt

If you had a million dollars to give away, who would you give it to?

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That’s a tough one. It wouldn’t be an alma mater because I agree with John Mulaney that colleges are like the heroin-addicted relative who is forever asking everyone for money. Collecting money from so many sources (tuition, grants, sports team licensing, and donations — corporate & individual) and still raising tuition at a rate several times that of inflation does not speak to sound money management.

Disease research sounds like a good idea… at first. Except a huge portion of it is done in the United States, and America is number one in per capita medical expenditures (by a large margin) while being around 20th in health outcomes. This, also, doesn’t speak to great money management. If the solution was a million-dollar medicine or a billion-dollar surgery they would find it, but if the solution is a ten-dollar medicine or a free exercise, there’s not a chance.

A social program would be a great idea if I could find one that didn’t make it cheaper / easier to make more human beings. Probably the single biggest problem of the planet is that people already don’t treat the decision to have children as a decision, but rather treat it as some sort of Pavlovian response to reaching a certain birthday.

So, I guess I’m left with leaving it to a random person on the street corner who seems nice enough. Then, I wouldn’t have any expectations that it would amount to anything. Ooh… could I give it to a street dog with no human middleman? That’s the one.