There was a cafe owner from Helsinki whose coffee shop was often called "dinky." "You must pack them in -- the fat and the thin -- to save on heating, not to be kinky."
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San Ignacio Limerick
An Italian chef living in San Ignacio invented a cereal he called Nazi-O's. Be careful which way you spell sobriquets so you don't make ignoble, San Ignacio.
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Tallinn Limerick
There was a young lady from Tallinn who'd go to the beach, but not swim. "Baltic beaches may be brisk, but swimming adds the risk that you'll leave behind one or two limbs."
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Lopburi Limerick
There was a hasty driver from Lopburi who wasn't fond of the residents, furry. "Get off my damn back about the macaques, they lollygag whenever I'm in a hurry!"
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Prague Limerick
There was a sad writer from Prague who drank too much cheap hootch and grog -- bohemian to the core, though Bohemia was no more, he liked to say, "What's past is hedgehog"
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Belize City Limerick
There was a chef from Belize City who tried way too hard to be witty. He liked to serve pork, but when it was on fork, tell his guests it was rat, just not itty-bitty.
NOTE: Gibnut [a.k.a. Paca] is a huge rodent eaten in Belize. It’s been called the “royal rat” because it was once served to Queen Elizabeth II.
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Beijing Limerick
There was a bureaucrat from old Beijing who claimed that COVID was in a downswing, "It must be, you see, for it cannot be the rules changed cause of shouts of "Can Xi Jinping!"
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Vienna Limerick
There was a famed therapist from Vienna who knew the source of all angst and each dilemma. "Sexy thoughts of your mom made you fear the A-bomb!" "Uh, it started last week when I fell from an antenna."
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Chicago Limerick
A window washer from Chicago would work in the snow and that fog - Oh! But he was chagrined when there were crosswinds, "A guy could splat like a soft avocado!"
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Nashville Limerick
There was a great guitarist from Nashville who couldn't remember to pay his tax bill. They seized his Les Paul and even his stress ball. He became that stressed-out uke player of Asheville.
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