There was a famed therapist from Vienna who knew the source of all angst and each dilemma. "Sexy thoughts of your mom made you fear the A-bomb!" "Uh, it started last week when I fell from an antenna."
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Category Archives: Limerick
Chicago Limerick
A window washer from Chicago would work in the snow and that fog - Oh! But he was chagrined when there were crosswinds, "A guy could splat like a soft avocado!"
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Nashville Limerick
There was a great guitarist from Nashville who couldn't remember to pay his tax bill. They seized his Les Paul and even his stress ball. He became that stressed-out uke player of Asheville.
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Cambridge U. Limerick
When Lord Byron lived at Cambridge University, he greatly increased campus diversity. He lived with a bear. They were quite the pair. For the poet, the dog ban was a perversity.
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Hoi An Limerick
There was a lantern maker from Hoi An known for being a brilliant craftsman. So increased his fame, 'til his shop burst in flames, and they called for a paper lantern ban.
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Cynic Limerick
The philosopher named Diogenes was like a dog... known to have fleas. -failed to find an honest man. -didn't let "Greatness" block his tan. But he lived simply, and as he pleased.
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Limerick of Valladolid
There was a burglar from Valladolid who could burgle with great grace and speed. he broke into the sacristy with much alacrity, but was dog-chased out of the church and treed.
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Goa Limerick
A tourist who traveled to Goa contracted some mean protozoa. Claimed she got it in a cave, but "more likely at a rave," said those who recall that girl from Goa.
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Germany Limerick
There was an old woman from Germany who went to the bank to get her money. "It may seem quite strange, but I'll take it in change. I buy vending machine sausage when there's urgency."
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Frankfurt Limerick
An exhibitionist girl from Frankfurt loved dearly to beguile and to flirt. When she raised her hem, her teacher said, "Ahem! that's now more of a belt than a skirt."
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