A multiethnic gourmand of Bratislava
liked to go downstairs for a hot java,
then over to Hungary
for torte topped with berry,
and on to Vienna for a slice of baklava.
Bratislava Limerick
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Category Archives: Limerick
Beerplugs [Limerick]
There was a man with a fondness for beer. There was nothing else that he held so dear. Beer-goggles were his Cupid, & beerplugs muted his stupid: though it remained for the plugless to hear.
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Four on the Floor [Limerick]
A girl got herself an intrepid beau, but she'd long owned a vibrating dildo. "That thing has three speeds to exceed her base needs I'll need four, none too quick nor too slow."
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The Yetis’ Reply [Limerick]
A grouchy nitwit wrote a polemic
about how Yetis had caused the Pandemic.
The Yetis protested,
and kindly requested
the man ponder head-in-ass hygienics.
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The Ottoman [Limerick]
There once was an indolent Turk who was never around to do work. With his makeshift footstool, he'd snore & he'd drool. They called his stool "the Ottoman" and smirk.
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Monogamous Geometer [Limerick]
There once was a monogamous Geometer who could angle in inches or kilometers. "I do love triangles, except love triangles," At orgies he was a nervous vomiter.
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Bear Bouffant [Limerick]
There once was a quite sizable bear -- yet more imposing for its shaggy hair. "If I took a shave, I'd better fit my cave, but hunters would laugh, not beware."
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Psychedelic Parade [Limerick]
An old man got caught up by a parade. Street after street, he was barred by blockade. But he didn't lose poise 'til walking plush toys convinced him LSD was being covertly sprayed.
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Gaucho Limerick
There once was an Argentine gaucho who loved to lie around on the couch. Oh! When his wife would protest it would disturb his rest. "I'm goin'! Jeez, stop bein' such a grouch - Ho!"
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Marquis de Sade Limerick
There once was a Marquis named de Sade whose philosophy many found odd: The pursuit of pleasure, by any measure, is to spoil by not sparing the rod!
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