
a cat on a ledge
peers down with rapt focus.
looking for… what?

a cat on a ledge
peers down with rapt focus.
looking for… what?



There once was a bookish Duke from Milan
who, while distracted, was played for a pawn.
They thought him a twerp
his Dukedom was usurped…
Eventually, brains won out over brawn.

There once was a customer service rep
who spoke with a smile and great pep.
“That’s not my department,
but prepare for bombardment:
Your refund in twenty-six random steps.”



China jailed a billionaire pig farmer. That man must have been quite a charmer. It takes a lotta ham and bacon and Spam to be a gentleman non-gentleman-farmer.