Customer Service Limerick

There once was a customer service rep
who spoke with a smile and great pep.
“That’s not my department,
but prepare for bombardment:
Your refund in twenty-six random steps.”

DAILY PHOTO: Golconda Fort

Taken on August 7, 2022 in Hyderabad

DAILY PHOTO: Charminar, Hyderabad

Taken on August 7, 2022 in Hyderabad

DAILY PHOTO: Guru Nanak Jhira Sahib

Taken on August 5, 2022

DAILY PHOTO: Bidar Fort

Taken on August 4, 2022 in Bidar

DAILY PHOTO: Bidar Fort

Taken on August 4, 2022 in Bidar

DAILY PHOTO: Jamia Masjid, Bangalore

Taken in Bangalore in July of 2022

Cowbell [Haiku]

the cow barely moves,
and yet its clang is constant
from tugging dry grass

Pig Farmer Limerick

China jailed a billionaire pig farmer.
That man must have been quite a charmer.
It takes a lotta ham
and bacon and Spam
to be a gentleman non-gentleman-farmer.

See: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jul/28/chinese-billionaire-pig-farmer-sun-dawu-jailed-for-provoking-trouble

DAILY PHOTO: Incan Stonemasonry at Sacsayhuamán

Taken at Sacsayhuamán (near Cusco) in 2011