
There once was a customer service rep
who spoke with a smile and great pep.
“That’s not my department,
but prepare for bombardment:
Your refund in twenty-six random steps.”

There once was a customer service rep
who spoke with a smile and great pep.
“That’s not my department,
but prepare for bombardment:
Your refund in twenty-six random steps.”









China jailed a billionaire pig farmer. That man must have been quite a charmer. It takes a lotta ham and bacon and Spam to be a gentleman non-gentleman-farmer.