You better not fool with a Bumblebee!-- Ef you don't think they can sting -- you'll see! They're lazy to look at, an' kind o' go Buzzin' an' bummin' aroun' so slow, An' ac' so slouchy an' all fagged out, Danglin' their legs as they drone about The hollyhawks 'at they can't climb in 'Ithout ist a-tumble-un out ag'in! Wunst I watched one climb clean 'way In a jimson-blossom, I did, one day,-- An' I ist grabbed it -- an' nen let go-- An' "Ooh-ooh! Honey! I told ye so!" Says The Raggedy Man; an' he ist run An' pullt out the stinger, an' don't laugh none, An' says: "They has be'n folks, I guess, 'At thought I wuz prejudust, more or less, -- Yit I still muntain 'at a Bumblebee Wears out his welcome too quick fer me!"
I came upon a Lion-tailed Macaque, And was instantly taken aback. Sure, its tail was lion-like, but what's weird Is that namers didn't call upon that beard!
Orangutans live their lives in the trees. The jungle has as many as they please -- But - with trees - the Zoo is quite sparing, Leaving just one twig: non-loadbearing.
The Egyptians found the Ibis sacred. This must have made the Ibis elated. I watched one try to push a Heron around; The unimpressed Heron just stood its ground.
Thirty-year-old man buys same-aged tortoise; Middle-aged tortoise: owner has rigor mortis. In retrospect, it was a stupid plan; Clearly, the tortoise should have bought the man.
Just listen now to the Ring-Tailed Lemur: It purrs, howls, and squeaks - but ain't no screamer. And they're not the kind to rely on might, But wave smelly tails to have a Stink Fight.
Tiger Riding for Beginners 