When Lord Byron lived at Cambridge University, he greatly increased campus diversity. He lived with a bear. They were quite the pair. For the poet, the dog ban was a perversity.
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Hoi An Limerick
There was a lantern maker from Hoi An known for being a brilliant craftsman. So increased his fame, 'til his shop burst in flames, and they called for a paper lantern ban.
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Cynic Limerick
The philosopher named Diogenes was like a dog... known to have fleas. -failed to find an honest man. -didn't let "Greatness" block his tan. But he lived simply, and as he pleased.
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Limerick of Valladolid
There was a burglar from Valladolid who could burgle with great grace and speed. he broke into the sacristy with much alacrity, but was dog-chased out of the church and treed.
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Goa Limerick
A tourist who traveled to Goa contracted some mean protozoa. Claimed she got it in a cave, but "more likely at a rave," said those who recall that girl from Goa.
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Germany Limerick
There was an old woman from Germany who went to the bank to get her money. "It may seem quite strange, but I'll take it in change. I buy vending machine sausage when there's urgency."
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Frankfurt Limerick
An exhibitionist girl from Frankfurt loved dearly to beguile and to flirt. When she raised her hem, her teacher said, "Ahem! that's now more of a belt than a skirt."
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Bratislava Limerick
A multiethnic gourmand of Bratislava
liked to go downstairs for a hot java,
then over to Hungary
for torte topped with berry,
and on to Vienna for a slice of baklava.
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Beerplugs [Limerick]
There was a man with a fondness for beer. There was nothing else that he held so dear. Beer-goggles were his Cupid, & beerplugs muted his stupid: though it remained for the plugless to hear.
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Four on the Floor [Limerick]
A girl got herself an intrepid beau, but she'd long owned a vibrating dildo. "That thing has three speeds to exceed her base needs I'll need four, none too quick nor too slow."
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