There was a cranky old man from Eger who was prone to curse and to swear. He was really a jerk to Mongols and Turks, billing them for medieval fortress repair.
Eger Limerick
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Category Archives: Limerick
Sleepy Owl Limerick
In the forest there was a stately, old owl who intended to go out on the prowl, but before he vamoosed his cozy tree roost he fell asleep, throwing in the towel.
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Indonesia Limerick
A reveler visiting Indonesia blacked out with a bout of amnesia. Feeling rather jolly, he passed out in Bali, and woke up on a beach in Polynesia.
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Limerick of Kathmandu
A young traveler to old Kathmandu decided to get himself a tattoo of a phrase in Sanskrit that he thought was legit, but it read, "Don't lick the wild ape canoe!"
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Lizard Limerick
An Eastern Garden Lizard prowling its garden was interrupted by, "Hey, I beg your pardon, but aren't you big for this park?" "I'm afraid you've missed the mark. I don't live here; I own all of these gardens."
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Mistletoe Limerick
A young man of Vienna was caught off guard smooched by a stranger beside the churchyard. There's mistletoe that naturally grows in the trees above that Viennese churchyard.
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Bali Limerick
There was a digital nomad of Bali who took to micro-dosing Molly. Once, his dose wasn't micro-, he fell in love with a crow, and decided chugging coffee made for less folly.
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Vang Vieng Limerick
A tourist tubing on the river Nam Song drifted into a nap that went a little too long. Six rivers later, he bumped into a freighter in open seas, and knew something'd gone wrong.
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Agra Limerick
A magician & driver from Agra was master of the abracadabra. He'd get forty in a car... (with a hook and crowbar.) Told he could get ten more outside, said, "Huh?"
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Slovak Limerick
There was a young man from Slovakia who wheedled his way into the mafia, but he couldn't run smack or conduct a "whack." So, he trafficked fake caviar from Sofia.
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