PROMPT: Differently

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What could you do differently?

Everything except fully autonomic bodily functions could be done differently. That’s the nature of human creativity.

PROMPT: Colleges

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What colleges have you attended?

Indiana University [IUPUI], Georgia Tech, and Georgia State.

PROMPT: Challenges

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What are your biggest challenges?

Finding the humor in the collapse of Western civilization.

PROMPT: Nostalgic

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What makes you feel nostalgic?

Reminders of my time in the military, particularly an overseas tour in England.

PROMPT: Favorite Automobile

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What is your all time favorite automobile?

I may be getting older, but I’m not old enough to concede to an “all-time” anything.

PROMPT: Year You Were Born

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Share what you know about the year you were born.

I’m told Nixon was in the White House and the Beatles broke up, but I don’t really know anything about it. (If you want to get epistemological about it.)

PROMPT: Judge of Character

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Are you a good judge of character?

While I might flatter myself that I can recognize an asshole when I see one, the truth is that stealth assholes are real.

PROMPT: A Year Ago

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Is your life today what you pictured a year ago?

Definitely not. There are – literally – robots on the streets where I am today. There were cows on the streets where I was a year ago.

I don’t find picturing the future to be a productive endeavor. A year from now the robot wave will have hit Bangalore and cattle in the streets may be a fixture of Atlanta (because raising one’s own cow will be the only way to afford beef.) [Not to mention, there’s a significant chance that I’ll be in neither of those places.]

PROMPT: Skills or Lessons

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What skills or lessons have you learned recently?

Shopping for crazy. I’ve become aware that – during some time periods, it’s mandated that there be one bat-shit insane person per subway car — and that, if there are more than that, they need to spread out evenly and give the stage to one among them — a Car Crazy Champion, if you will. After riding in a car with a urine-drenched crack addict who paced the length of the car eating (and sloshing) some pungent food from a Styrofoam container, I realized I should have been in the next car with the very nicely dressed and clean-cut man in what seemed to be a self-created and self-imposed uniform reading aloud from the Bible. I no longer concern myself with what car gets me closest to the appropriate exit, rather I shop around for the least objectionable crazy.

PROMPT: Cities

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What cities do you want to visit?

As many of the ones that aren’t war-torn or underwater as I possibly can.