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About B Gourley

Bernie Gourley is a writer living in Bangalore, India. His poetry collection, Poems of the Introverted Yogi is now available on Amazon. He teaches yoga, with a specialization in pranayama, and holds a RYT500 certification. For most of his adult life, he practiced martial arts, including: Kobudo, Muay Thai, Kalaripayattu, and Taiji. He is a world traveler, having visited more than 40 countries around the globe.

Astronomical Fail [Limerick]

The astronomer Francesco Sizzi
worked himself into a tizzy:
"More rocks in space?
There're seven holes in a face!
Pssh! Galileo calls himself scientist, but is he?"

Note: When Galileo suggested Jupiter had moons, Sizzi summarily rejected the idea based on the “rationale” that there couldn’t be more than seven natural satellites because there are seven holes in a mammal’s head, seven days in a week, and [somehow] seven metals… ergo, seven astronomical bodies, maximum.

Winter Landscape [Haiku]

Winter Landscape; Sesshū Tōyō (1470)
snowy mountains
stand above a trickling stream,
too cold to drip

DAILY PHOTO: Elephant Calf

Taken in Amboseli National Park [Kenya] in May of 2017

Ancestral Mathematics Limerick

A scholar who loved precise specificity
was asked about his exact ethnicity.
"That very much depends
how far back one extends:
I'm seven-eighths Brit, but all Kenyan - for simplicity."

Strangler Fig Limerick

There was a man who lived in the jungle -oh!
A fig took root in the roof of his bungalow.
'Twas a spotless hut,
'til the door grew shut, 
and the place was overcome by a fungal growth.

Gothic Church Ruins [Haiku]

Gothic Church Ruins; Carl Blechen (1826)
gothic cathedral:
vault crumbled, floors moss green;
nature reclaims

DAILY PHOTO: Inanimate Camel Art

Taken on the Sacred Way [Beijing Ming Tombs] in the summer of 2008
Taken in Dubai in 2017
Taken in Amritsar in April of 2016

Dream Limerick

There was a retiree named Graham
who dreamt he was unprepared for an exam.
"What a dream, you fool!
You're sixty years out of school,
and still have an impulse to cram!"

Winter Moonlight [Haiku]

At the Park Gate; John Atkinson Grimshaw (1878)
silver moonlight
glints off the mid-winter thaw --
shining coldly

Hypnotic Limerick

A hypnotic subject entered a trance,
then clucked like a chicken and danced.
"I didn't even ask
you perform these tasks,"
said the hypnotist, looking askance.