Zambia Limerick

There was a shrewd carpenter from Zambia
  dismayed to hear what was paid to IKEA.
 He took apart his shelves,
  said, "Make 'em yourselves!"
upped his rates, but threw in a hex key-a.

DAILY PHOTO: [Taller] Giraffe in Tall Grass

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Contrarian Tourism [Limerick]

A contrarian tourist traveling through Livingstone
missed Victoria Falls when all was said & done.
He'd thought it a trifle
to see tower Eiffel,
and, when in Paris, he made an end-run.

DAILY PHOTO: A Tree in the Zambezi

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Lusaka Limerick

There was a gambling man of Lusaka
who was always running low on Kwacha.
That's the money, you see,
and despite ardent pleas
when you're a gambler no one will spot 'cha.

DAILY PHOTO: Elephant in the Grass

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DAILY PHOTO: Crocodile Pile!

Taken in May of 2017 at Kalimba Reptile Park

DAILY PHOTO: Victoria Falls Bridge in the Light of the Rising Sun

Taken in May of 2017 at Victoria Falls

DAILY PHOTO: Lusaka Skylines

Taken in May of 2017 in Lusaka

DAILY PHOTO: Around the Bend from Victoria Falls

Sunrise over the Zambezi
Around the bend from Victoria Falls
The Smoke that Thunders (Mosi-oa-Tunya) Taken in May of 2017