There once was a wild-eyed firewalker whose show turned out to be a shocker. His feet were unharmed, but clothes not as charmed. they burst aflame & he became a firesquawker.
Firewalker Limerick
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Tag Archives: Limerick
Limerick of the Portrait of Felix Rey
Van Gogh's doctor, a man named Felix Rey, was given a portrait -- much to his dismay. While Rey didn't grouse, the pic patched his henhouse, but it survived and 's worth millions today!
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Limerick of the Racist TV Exec
A TV executive for the show, Kung Fu, was unsure of just what he should do. Carradine or Lee? Which one should it be? One knows Kung Fu, but Asian, he is too.
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Prepper Limerick
Doomsday preppers prepare for Armageddon,
neatly arranging food, supplies, and weapons.
A combo of OCD
& whooping hillbilly?
I think I'll just let the warheads beckon.
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Columbus Limerick
There was an explorer named Christopher Columbus who entered the New World to fanfare of trumpets. He thought the Bahamans were Hindu Brahmins. His map wasn't so good as his compass.
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Limerick of Richard Dadd
An English painter named Richard Dadd went completely stark raving madd. He stayed in asylums - Broadmoor to Bedlam. For stabbing to death his dear old dadd.
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Hamlet’s Revenge [Limerick]
A befuddled Prince from Denmark's Elsinore was asked by his dad's ghost to even a score: "Old Claude poisoned my ear, wed (-n- shtupped) my wife, dear. So, please ensure that he lives, Nevermore!"
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Skink Limerick
The reptile known as the Five-Lined Skink is silent, but not as covert as you'd think. From the front end it blends, but its bright blue back end catches the eye no matter how slowly it slinks.
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Traveling Salesman Limerick
A man who sold marital aids door to door heard from a husband in an uproar. "An 'aid' for whom? It can't be the groom. Your product has three speeds, so I now need four."
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Duty-Free Limerick
There once was a lazy sales clerk who didn’t want clients to think her a jerk. The solution, you see, was the airport duty-free, where there’d be no obligation to work. [And the salary would be a nice perq.]
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